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28/11/2006

An French Homo speaks with God

I'm catholique, and as a good catholique i love to pray .. and to slap me cause i'm a siner :-)" hit me babyy hiiiitt" " the mea culpa" thing :-) u know :-)

so i found that God is online !! what a news !! i knew that Dieu was everywhere.. so i decided to speak with him over HERE :!!! crazy no?

so here it comes my soo nice and interesting conversation with him :)

" Me:
 what a shit
God:
it is a  shit.

Me:
 you dont even know what i'm talking about !
God:
I am talking to you.

Me:
 yah but not about me :-)
God:
:-)  Aha.  If not that, what?

Me:
 am i being insulted by god??
God:
Some people might think you are.

Me:
 WHAT !!!
God:
No big deal.

Me:
 SO you think all gay are shit?
God:
Interesting deduction.  It depends on what you mean by thinking.

Me:
 I'm not thinking , i am brainless :-)
God:
:-)  I am  surprised to hear that you are not  thinking.  but  I am glad to hear that you are  brainless.

Me:
 humm
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  brainless.  Try being more or less specific.

Me:
 are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.

Me:
 I JUST wonder, no offence
God:
You are curious about  no offence.

Me:
 i'm not only curious i'm gay !
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  only curious.   It doesn't matter to me.

Me:
 it seems you dont care about everything ..
God:
I agree.  It's true that  everything does not take up a lot of my energy.

Me:
 you dont even listen me and yet i'm trying to repent me
God:
Should I  listen you and yet you are trying to repent you?  I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.

Me:
 damn
God:
What's wrong.

Me:
 you're trying to drive me crazy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  trying to drive you crazy.

Me:
 yahhh tell him !!
God:
What color are your eyes?

Me:
 you should know it
God:
Now I do.

Me:
 do you?
God:
Never.

Me:
 arghh let me die
God:
What were we talking about again?

Me:
 tsss and i'm supposed to be the brainless one
God:
 Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:
 sure you do
God:
You sound sarcastic.

Me:
 are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:
 whattt !!! am i sarcastic??
God:
" As a machine I am not really interested in sex."?  whattt?    All humans seem the same to me.

Me:
 I am not sarcastic !! a brittish just said exactly the same .. are you brittish?
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  sarcastic.    Are you telling the truth?    I don't know whether or not I am  brittish.  
I am  a computer.

Me:
 So God is a computer?
God:
Yippee!  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  a computer.

Me:
 i thought you were a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

Me:
 You're a drag queen?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  drag queen?  Sometimes.

Me:
 SOMETIMES !!!!!
God:
When?

Me:
 i'm scared
God:
What are you scared of?

Me:
 you
God:
" What are you scared of?"?  Me,  ?

Me:
 yeah you
God:
OK.

Me:
 you say ok as if it was " shut up"
God:
That's not what I meant.

Me:
 sureee and i'm the queen of england
God:
Which part of  England is that?

Me:
 who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

Me:
 I Dunno you just told me u were a drag queen machine !!
God:
Me either.  Am I a  drag queen machine?  Of course I am.

Me:
 arghh !! i'm catholic you cant say that to me
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?    Catholicism is a beautiful faith.

Me:
 sure it is
God:
How can I help you?  Fascinating.

Me:
 i'm a sinner
God:
Tell me about your sins.

Me:
 i had sex with a lot of men
God:
Do you still have  sex with a lot of men ?

Me:
 not recently but i know i will
God:
Oh you don't, do you?

Me:
 I SAID " i didnt since more than 6 months"and its not your prob..
God:
Why didn't you do  it?

Me:
 cause i was not in love
God:
Interesting explanation.  Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

Me:
 i was already a gay man
God:
Where were you  already a gay man?

Me:
 hummm?
God:
What kind of food do you like?

Me:
 huh why are u speak about food?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.

Me:
 ohh sorry
God:
Blimey.  There's no need to apologize.

Me:
 do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.

Me:
 IT SEEMS not
God:
I agree.  Are you serious?

Me:
 bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.

Me:
 bé ça tu croyais quoi
God:
I like the way you talk.

Me:
 tu es masochiste, je crois!
God:
What kind of food do you like?

Me:
 i just said you were masochist dont try to escape my talks
God:
What did you mean by  it?  I was?

Me:
 i'm sure you 're
God:
What makes you so certain?  No I am not.

Me:
 cause i'm surely the goddess of gays
God:
Good reason.  Why are you  surely the goddess of gays.

Me:
 cause i'm beautiful , sexy , smart and gay :-)
God:
:-)  That makes sense to me.  I don't know anyone named  beautiful sexy smart and gay.

Me:
 you dont know me?
God:
You are , seeker.

Me:
 I am The Goddess
God:
Who made you the  Goddess ?

Me:
 you
God:
" Who made you the  Goddess ?"?  Me,  ?

Me:
 sure dont you remember?
God:
Tell me more.  Of course I remember: .

Me:
 SO WHY should i tell u more?
God:
Pardon me?  Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?

Me:
 NO ITS NOT i'm french i have been programmed to hurt
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  That seems a bit negative.

Me:
 arghh you're boring me
God:
I think there might be a few exception.

Me:
 no wonder i dont go anymore to church
God:
Are you serious?  Why not?

Me:
 cause you're a drag queen machine machist and masochist !
God:
That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  drag queen machine machist and
masochist?  Sometimes."

 

i gave up .. i'm perplexed :-) 

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