L'école des mamans
we all have a mom..
i know we are not really allowed to criticize them .. sure we all were inside of their utérus so yeaaaahhh ok for some of them they had pain and blablablabla..
ok but does this explain all the rest?
I AM NOT THAT SURE !!
u know the school of moms??
have u ever heard about that shit??
well believe me !! all the mom all over the world have been in that school ! and they studied soooo hard !!
so many hours of work , of studies ..
in that school there are different majors:
and one of them is a general major: all moms are forced to study it : the " complain" major !
some exemple of wat u can learn in that class : "this house is not an hotel"
" where do u think that u do live?"
"i'm not a robot /bobonne/conchita/maria ( whatever with a spanish name "..and thats only some exemples :-)
then all the moms are divided in several classes ..
some go to the " peace and cool class", some other in the " ding dong and bossy class" and again some other in the "lazy and yelling class"..
sure no worries, u can take an option from another class :-) for instance my Mom Marie-Pierre!
she was in the ding dong bossy class and she took the option " hysteric and yelling" ..
SO she forced me to dress like a ding dong boi with bernuda and sandals damnnn .. u see bree vandercamp? a bit the same but just more frenchy ...then no reasons of my homosexuality !
when i was a child she did the lecture in my sis and i bedroom.. la comtesse de Ségur !! damn the faults of Sophie !! again and again and again .. and sure she read the whole collection ..
actually i'm sure every mom go to that school to learn how to give a good trauma to ther children..and this is surely the only way for them to escape the brain's jail where they are all, because of their own childhood's trauma !!
sure when u're a bit older, the words change, she tends to say that she is paying everything that i'm not the king of slovaquie ( hell is this the third world? lol)
that i go in holidays, go to university, have fun and never pay nothing cause i dont even work the summer ! heyyy have u seen my schedule during the year?? i cant work !! i'm human ! and during the summer well i've tried :-) but as u know i dont have my driver licence ( ok ok ) and it seems than being a political sciences student is not the best option to be a waiter ..
ok we do love our Moms..but do they need to yell every 2mins "do it " and yes" dont forget it",and also" ohhh while u 're over there can take it , it and that?" BLABLABLA..
and the option" oh mom i wanna go to live abroad" she does answer " why do u wanna abandonne me" what? !! what can i answer to that? but in my situation she just think that if i wanna leave ok but i have to pay everything !! damn is she crazy??
EXCEPT, cause there is always an except( thats like the "but", if she lives ( like in july or august in new caledonia) she will pay everything ..
is that logical??
maybe if we were raised by our dad, the world wld works much better !?!